Oh yeah, this was exactly the look I was going for
I’ve been meaning to do a second bloopers/outtakes/behind the scenes post for, oh, 9 months or so. Taking the time to gather the bloopers from dozens of different folders on my computer and searching through thousands of pictures just kept getting bumped lower and lower on my blog to do list as other post ideas took up time and room. Finally, though, since January is a long month, a bit sad after Christmas and frustratingly far from pay day, I thought it might be fun for us all to take a look at me being utterly ridiculous to perk up those among you who might be feeling the winter chill a little more deeply than below your epidermis layer. The especially good news is there were so many bloopers you’ll be getting more than one new gallery in the next few weeks! So after you’ve enjoyed the hilarity of today’s installment remember to keep an eye out for the second post soon.
Today, I present you the glorious goofiness in such classic categories as That Time I Almost Fell Over, That Is Not A Good Angle Dude, I Didn’t Realise We Had Begun Taking Pictures Yet, Your Feet Look Like They’re On Backwards Like That, Graceful Walking Shots Are Almost Impossible, and You’re Not Supposed To Be Taking Pictures Of This. You’ll also see plenty of I Thought My Face Wasn’t In The Shot, Oh I Got Distracted, Twirling Shots Can Be Tricky, and What The Fuck Am I Doing Though (I Thought Maybe This Might Make An Interesting Shot But I Guess It Didn’t Work.) Finally, expect My Cat Thinks She’s A Model Or Something, I Am Deluded And Think I’m A Disney Princess, I Appear To Have Given Up, and, of course, DAMNIT WIND NO! Feel free to tell me in the comments below which your favourite category of shots is.
You can click on each thumbnail to get a better look at the full sized pictures.
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- I might sneeze
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- Oh yeah, this was exactly the look I was going for
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- Maybe it’ll work if I just smile through it…nope!
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- Such elegance
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- Such grace
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- Still thinking if I smile through it it might be salvagable
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- Even *I’m* not convinced by this
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- Kind of forgot I was posing and actually began reading
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- Wind almost ruined the shot with an upskirt shot, but I obviously saved it like a real pro. Great pic
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- Maybe not
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- Nothing like a ‘getting ready shot.’ #Ihatethese
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- Bit windy
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- HELP
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- Oh God, I hope that was just a rain drop
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- And now there’s rain?!
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- Leave me alone with the camera for 10 seconds
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- Oh god, what did I just tread in?
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- Oh heeey guys, come on over! I could totally use some cows in these shots
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- So refined
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- No, I told you, Harry, you stay over THERE
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- Don’t touch the dress!
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- This is my personal bubble, I need my space
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- This isn’t working for me
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- Slobber shoes
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- Excuse me, what did you say?!
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- Great face. You’re really good at this, Aimz.
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- Those pranksters
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- Always thinking I’m a Disney princess. Usually wrong.
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- May or may not be singing them a Disney song
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- Wait, you guys, don’t go!
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- I guess they didn’t like my singing?
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- Handbag moustache
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- Thought my face would be out of the frame
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- Forever thinking my face is out of the shot…
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- By this point I just gave up with the face out of the shot thing
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- Maybe I took a dance break. Maybe I’m a terrible dancer
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- Aaaand I danced my hair into my eyes, great
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- I don’t even know
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- Ladies nibble their apples. I, therefore, am not a lady
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- I don’t think this set up is going to work…
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- JAZZ HANDS
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- You know, I think a seaside shoot in February in England might have been a bit optimistic
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- Just a touch
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- Nothing I can’t handle
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- Actually…
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- Scrap that
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- Not handling it at all
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- Do not want
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- Classic ‘I wasn’t ready yet’ shot
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- Maimz, you’re supposed to be modelling, stop picking bloody flowers
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- Excellent use of bitch face combined with awkward body form. Really nailed it.
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- Trying to be cute with a buttercup and utterly failing
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- Practically royalty
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- Shit, hold on, my shoe’s coming off
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- This kind of ‘did you see the peplum?’ newbie modelling is why they pay me the big bucks. #heavysarcasm
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- Oh that’s where that piece of popcorn went
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- Am I stoned or something?!
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- Eeech
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- Ah. Strong woman. Yes, a very clever photogenic posing choice
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- Always good when passing cars get in the shot
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- bug!
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- Still not beating that wind
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- At this point it’s Wind – 2892, Amy 0
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- I mean. What is there even to say?
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- I heard catalogue models are the ones who earn big so thought I’d steal their jacket-over-the-shoulder move
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- Trying something new, I see. Yeah. Don’t. Moron.
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- Time to pause for some cat petting
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- Nope
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- LOL THE CAT’S IT, RUN
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- When you don’t realise the cat has appeared again
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- Oncoming traffic to the right, please
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- NOT IT, NOT IT
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- Lol ha ha bye guys lateeeerz losers
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- I said bye now, buh bye, don’t care
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- Sometimes I like to see if I can get a graceful and cool mid-fall shot. It rarely ever works.
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- Sigh
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- Just so very sad apparently.
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- A wild niece appears!
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- When you get a bit carried away with your twirls
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- Even in fields nearby my house, the cat finds me
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- Oh good, you’re back. Because I thought I might manage a single shoot without you nearby. Phew.
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- Are you serious?
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- You want attention? FINE, HOW’D YOU LIKE THIS?
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- ‘Look, bud, there’s only room for one of us in this shot, mmkay?’
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- Will she ever leave me alone?
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- Fuck it, let’s just dance
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- Oh, where’s dancing here too, sure
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- My sister loves to get ‘Amy walking to our location’ shots. I never look good
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- ‘Do you know who I am, kid?’
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- Um, yeah, I’m not touching that
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- awks
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- um, could you not?
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- smug awkwardness
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- I thought a mid-air apple throwing pic might be cute. Apparently I forgot not to combine it with my impression of being a dragon
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- Just. Look at that goddamn face.
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- I tried really hard with the bloody apple thing
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- It was not gonna happen
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- I also thought it might be hilarious to start balancing the apple on my head
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- Yeah…it gets worse…
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- Yep. Tried my shoulder too. I need to stop amusing myself on shoots.
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- Sigh
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- Got a bit distracted by my forever quest with the damn apples
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- Oh good, another walking shot, always flattering #not
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- My skirt is over my head, isn’t it?
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- Goddamnit
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- STOP IT
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- The hair do? Yeah, it’s the newest trend
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- I spent ages setting my hair last night just so the wind could finish it off JUST SO today
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- It’s cool. I didn’t need nice hair today anyway
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- But when do we eat?
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- Hide and seek
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- Looking super condescending about the sky
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- ‘Um, did you hear that?’
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- Meh, IDGAF
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- Ooh nooo, I’m trapped in a wooded prison
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- How will I escape?
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- Which way is the exit?
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- sleeping in a tree. Totes normals
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- Lol I’m in a tree
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- Definitely an adult
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- Just adulting all day, so hard
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- I almost have no free time with all the adulting I do
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- ‘Is this wind fucking serious though?
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- I can’t even anymore
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- Losing battle
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- Lost battle, really
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- Screw it
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- Yeah, alright, whatevs.
Miss Amy May 
Oh god, you really are the bestest! Love your bloopers more then your actual blog post pics! Sorry… Your cat is spectacular, and your are just wonderful.
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Oh man, I enjoyed this far too much for my own good! I think my favorites were the ones taken over by your nieces and nephew. I loved seeing you in the background, growing more and more “WTF?” hahahaha PRICELESS! What a fun post!
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“I Thought My Face Wasn’t In The Shot” is definitely my favorite. I do far too many of those myself. ^.^ Though some of these, I think, are actually worthy of a regular blog post!
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All the wind pictures are the best lol
As if I couldn’t adore you any more ❤
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Oh my goodness, those cow photos are to die for. So hilarious. xx
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That wind!!
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Giggling the whole way through these shots because a. ~ I have BEEN there! Darn wind. Darn photobombing little humans and b. ~ you are too cute and I love how expressive you are! Your personality just shines in these pictures! Thank you for sharing. 🙂 ❤
xox,
bonita of Lavender & Twill
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Thank you ❤️
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Very entertaining! Love you directing the cows. “I need my space.” Lol!
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I love when bloggers do blooper post, they are always so funny and cute. You definitely have the best bloopers I have ever seen, looking forward to more. OMG, you battle with the wind at the beach was definitely epic and sexy.
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