Hey, hey, whaddayou know? Time to look at me being ugly and weird again! LET’S DO THIS!
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- Let’s start with this horrendous snarling smile.
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- And progress to this awkward timid teapot
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- I’d like to pretend I don’t pull this face at people in my life regularly, but I absolutely do.
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- Is there something gross in my pocket?!
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- Confession: I can never blindly find the pockets on my dresses. I have to look for them like a child
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- No jokes, never
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- Did you think I was exaggerating? CAN’T FIND POCKETS.
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- I mean, I also can’t find my feet without checking, so why am I even surprised.
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- It’s like, they are literally never not at the end of your legs, why are you always bad at placing them on the ground?
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- I can’t even keep my eyes open for the entirety of a shoot FGS
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- Srsly. I never…
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- Have…
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- My bloody…
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- Stupid…
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- Goddamn eyes…
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- OPEN
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- IT IS NOT THAT HARD TO OPEN YOUR EYES, GODDAMN
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- Quiz break: wind gust or really big toot?
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- We touched a button on the camera that made everything blurry and we couldn’t undo it
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- So I made my mother stand in for a while. MUMMA MAY
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- But then we fixed it and I immediately hit my model stride.
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- No, seriously, I kept my balance the whole time
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- Didn’t blink accidentally even ONCE
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- I even looked great sitting without looking awkward at all
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- And definitely didn’t resort to my usual childish faces
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- Speaking of being childish, I for sure don’t skip on some shoots
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- But I do grimace a lot
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- Because nothing is prettier than a bad teethy grimace
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- Who’s terrible at looking good and has a least one thumb? This girl!
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- LOL I was trying to be cute and coy with my sleeves and it FAIIIILED #dead
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- But this might have legit been a badly timed nose swipe, sorry guys
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- Okay but why am I clawing my own forehead like that is an acceptable pose?
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- Nope, forget it, gonna cover my forehead up if I’m gonna be all weird about it. Although I look pretty peeved about it
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- …And then begin giving myself boredom facial hair?
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- Yes, yes, well done Aimz, get back to work now
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- OH COME ON, YOU EVEN PULLED A SERIOUS GODDAMN FACE WITH THIS ONE.
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- I thought I felt a spider on my hair so I took a pic to check, 100% serious
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- No spider but smiling forward-falling action though
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- Am I trying to drag myself away by my own ear?? What am I being punished for?
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- WHAT IS THAT MOUTH OMG WHAT WERE YOU DOING? YOU KNOW THERE’S A CAMERA HERE RIGHT??
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- I knew there’s a camera this time and I look unconvinced I’m cool with it
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- Oh no, wait, I’m over performing like an exuberant 5 year old, no worries, I’m cool with it
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- ”Can you see my shoes? They’re not in shot, right?”
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- I had to take a natural brow pic during a brow tutorial and I did not know what to do with my face
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- Luckily it got so much better once I DID fill them in
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- I was professional and calm the whoooole time
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- And didn’t once inadvertently give myself a brow pencil moustache because I definitely understand product placement
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- Say, can you tell I’ve got something in my eye?
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- ‘Is it gone? Hang on. Did I get it?’
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- Legitimately what children do when they’re fed up
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- 1) I can see the remote 2) You’re bad at this 3) No
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- You know that feeling when your nose suddenly really hurts and you’re sure a sneeze is gonna come but it never does? Well not only does it hurt, but this is what it looks like
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- ”What do you mean I’m bad at this?!’
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- ”How DARE you?”
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- Wait, why am I sticking my tongue out so often?
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- You’re not 4!
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- Y R U DOING THIS AMY
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- Literally not one part of this picture works
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- Uh, do you have a Malfoy ferret down your skirt or something, whatchu lookin’ at??
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- Damn, maybe I do have one, why do I look so scared of my own skirt?
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- No, seriously, what’s going on here.
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- Am I being ATTACKED by my own petticoat?
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- Am I scared of my own feet now?!
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- Or someone in the hedge?
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- Wait…What did you even think this pose was doing for you though?
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- I WAS NOT PREPARED
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- Okay, this time I was prepared, I just chose a bad, stumpifying position against that tree
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- This is like super 10,000 side eye shade
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- HAHAHA I thought I could be cute with flowers like one of the Junebugs girls but instead I look like I’m plotting flowery murder
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- Don’t try to be nice now, we saw your flower murder face
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- And you should probably do the lint picking and preening BEFORE you start taking pictures
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- Oh and you should definitely get your twirling under control
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- Do better
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- Like, I know this is a petticoat review but really, calm down
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- Okay, now you look weirdly too calm mid twirl, like your bottom half isn’t attached
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- You think I’m giving the peace sign right now
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- But what actually happens is occasionally I remember ‘Peace Up…
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- ‘A-Town down’ was a thing (Usher, Usher, Usher)
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- And then I congratulate myself on being so cool, like dis
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- Okay no, sorry, I had Hamilton playing during this shoot again >_<
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- If I get the giggles, RUN. Because next, next comes…
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- The nonsense.
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- And the faces
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- And the dancing
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- And the playing with the actual camera
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- Until eventually I bottom out of energy and forget to give a damn
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- JOKES I’M STILL AN INSANE-O
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- I’M SERIOUS ABOUT BEING WEIRD
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- Look at this giant ass child woman!
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- Thank God someone finally removed my batteries
Miss Amy May 
I need to stop reading these at work, because they actually do make me lol. Honestly if you could see the shapes my mouth can make too… Makes your first picture look intentional 😉
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Lol just picture the broadsheet reading train riding fishes also pulling our faces
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Hi, where is the red & white polka dot halter neck dress from please? It’s fabulous and looks great on you.
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It’s by Tatyana, though I’m not sure if it’s still for sale.
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OH GOD I WAS TRYING SO HAD NOT TO CRACK UP! Seriosly I agree with Cici, you need a “not safe for work because you will laugh yourself out of your chair” warning. ❤ thanks for sharing and giving me a laugh today. I love it when you do these posts, and honestly, I make a lot of weird faces in pictures too. XD So im with ya.
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My face is almost permanently transitioning between one stupid expression to another, so honestly it’s a wonder I ever manage to get any ‘nice’ pics for my normal posts, lol
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Funny pics … 🙂 And os many to play with .. my normal pics are not even so usable and great as your bloopers are. Even from those bloopers you can photoshop some beauties out of it 🙂
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This (among many other reasons) is why I love you xoxox
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I actually just laughed out loud at my desk at work. I love that you post these! I always end up with such ridiculously unusable photos after a shoot, but I’m so embarrassed by them that I throw them away. Maybe I’ll start keeping them for laughs, haha!
xo, Helene
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Believe me, there are some so atrocious I automatically delete them when I first begin sifting through the photoset before editing. It’s always funny to go back through the bloopers folder a few months later though to get these posts ready and see what nonsense I’d been up to that I’d already forgotten about!!
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I definitely chuckled out loud from some of these, but also agree think others are totally acceptable shots by my standards! Also, twirling pics are HARD, I actually love the huge turquoise swoosh! Ellie x
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Twirling is the worst! I have a habit of forgetting to forewarn my photographer the next pic will be a twirl attempt, so often they end up going ‘oh oops, I didn’t realise’ and then I apologise and then we do a series of them counting down to try to get it and they generally all look as un-useable as the first when we weren’t even in sync or prepared 😂 if I’m lucky we get one good one, and half the time I don’t even end up including it in the blog set anyway.
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