I probably put about 5-10 hours of work per week into the blog. Prepping for and shooting outfits, selecting and editing the photos, drafting and tweaking each post’s text to try and make it as informative and digestible as possible so that you lovely readers can maybe shop a little easier, get a touch of inspiration, and feel better knowing what products shape up to be the best investments for your money. So you can imagine how thrilled I am that I am universally assured that everyone’s favourite posts are these blooper posts, the ones where the facade cracks and you can see, without a shadow of a doubt, what a clumsy, silly goofball I really am. Ha! No faux-perfection here, this is a country girl who fell into blogging almost by accident and is just bumbling her way through as best she can. These pictures make that painfully clear.
Honestly, I do kind of love that we can all take the time every few months to revisit my old blog shoots for what they really are, which is to say examples of me clomping around in the counryside battling against the elements of the Great British weather, with my own balance, with my frustration, my attention span, my inability to recognise when someone is still taking my pictures while I tell them a story they just reminded me of. And, of course, the Always, the Unreliable–me blinking during a shot. A blooper reel wouldn’t be complete without a dozen pictures of me looking inexplicably asleep while otherwise fully posed. I know. I’m an amateur, but at least I’m an amateur who can recognise she’s a bit of a clown. Let’s laugh at it together ❤
- Let’s ease into it. Here, I am merely unprepared
- But it doesn’t take long for me to fall asleep
- The usual attempts at twirls begin to happen…
- …And swiftly fail. Twirling is always harder than it looks
- Sometimes, I’m just a bit awkward and unexpectedly pouty
- Sometimes I’m taking a skirt shot and forget my face will actually be in it
- And I try twirl skirt-only shots but my face is still in the frame
- And then the cat comes along
- And my annoyance is downright toddler-esque in strop levels
- I ask my friends to take pictures at the beach and then I do this
- Or this
- Or this
- Or this??
- No, but really, take me away from the camera
- Gangham style?! Goddamnit Amy!
- I’m not even sure if this expression was fake or real
- I just know I get a bit happy clappy sometimes
- Eventually I get the giggles
- Time to have a little nap
- Time to check for pockets because I can never remember which dresses have them
- I’m so bad at ‘walking’ shots I just laugh through them
- It’s all fun and giggles until…
- …I have a wildly manic overbalancing issue, like this. Sweet Jesus
- That’s a weirdly posed sleeping position
- You’re doing the Tyra Banks inhale WHILE SLEEPING, Aimz
- You’re not even remotely prepared here, goddamnit
- If my angle looks a bit off in this shot it’s because I was genuinely FALLING OVER
- Just the usual
- I cannot do cheesecake pinup
- And I cannot pay attention in public exclusively for an entire shoot
- Okay, srsly, stop watching the passersby, you’re on the job here, Kid
- Unprepared and toddler feet
- Um, do you have a wedgie or something?
- No
- Don’t laugh at yourself, it’s not funny
- I know you think you’re charming, but stop it
- You look like a child who’s proud of the huge fart they just did
- Primping like I don’t understand how skirts work
- That is a very unfortunate looking pout, Aimz
- Just giving up mid-shot, apparently
- Checking if this lighting works…
- It doesn’t, so tongue picture and I’m off!
- One little nap break
- OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT MISERABLE CONCENTRATION FACE
- One poor attempt at twirling
- Aaaand then it’s time to rock out to Hamilton
- No, really, I began to sing along to Hamilton
- I don’t know what started happening here
- I WAS ONLY SCRATCHING, NOT PICKING, I SWEAR
- ‘Are my eyelashes still attached?’
- It’s alarming how much It looks like I don’t understand what a bag is
- ‘Err, excuse me, are you taking pictures of this?’
- This is my toddler-esque talking and concentrating face
- That’s the most serene ‘I’ve begun to fall’ face I’ve ever seen
- I may be falling but at least I’m happy about it
- The epitome of 40s class
- This halfway through a blink face makes me really uncomfortable. I’m sorry
- ARRhghjdhd Why always?!
- Looking so good getting into position. NAAAHT
- Gotta adjust those bangles, not sure it needs documenting though
- Pretty pleased with myself for finding…a gate? Really?
- Now I’m just mid-talk because I never shut up
- Much concentration on the footwork
- Not that it helped. Twirling fails: commence!
- Are you a 5 year old in her first party dress?? Put your skirt down!
- I walk like Ross after he gets laid in that episode of Friends
- The classic pocket check during a shot
- Mate, I’m not gonna lie, I don’t even know what was happening here
- WHAT THOUGH?!
- I paused to begin telling a story
- And when I tell stories, I do it in the voice of my 4 year old nephew
- Okay, this is where i start to get a bit stir crazy and just act up
- Ladies have gaping cakeholes
- And the pursed faces of toddlers who don’t understand how to take photos
- Sigh. I just. I have no excuses
- At this least one is just a creepy blinking shot
- Did I just step in something?!
- About to overbalance in my heels and alarmed about it
- STOP TELLING STORIES WHILE SHOOTING
- This looks like I’m doing a freakin’ Homer Simpson burp!
- Yes, your childlike pride face is very funny, haha, stop it
- Who waves during a twirl?!
- There was a bug. I’m not joking
- Say what you want about me, I adjust my clothing like a goddamn lady
- Just such elegance and grace
- LOOK AT YOUR STUPID, STUPID FACE, SELF
- Literally about to tip over. A++ for balance!
- Idk man, I think I was about to talk AGAIN
- I’ve always dreamed if being a really awkward Little Teapot
- Sleeping by some trees, like a Disney Princess. They do that, right? Right?
- NOPE, FAILED AGAIN
- I genuinely can’t tell if I was yawning or being an idiot
- What are you even doing here? Do you think this is a cute angle?
- Woooow.
- The ‘oh god, wind is starting’ face
- LOL look at how hard I’m trying to pretend the wind isn’t gonna screw this up
- Okay, I can probably get a skirt shot without the wind ruining it…Nope
- Oh. Okay, no, the wind is happening
- Trying to control it..
- It’s not working, Aimz…
- I know you think you look like Marilyn, but you absolutely do not.
- Giving up and just leaning into it
- Nope, you can’t even cheesecake with the wind
- 100% posed, except you forgot to be CONSCIOUS
- OPEN YOUR EYES
- My waiting stance
- I know that stance makes it easier to balance in heels on soft grass, but it looks like shit
- Don’t give me that face, it does. Move your damn feet!
- Just smirking at my own inability to move gracefully
- LOLOL I’m supposed to be an elegant adult woman
- FACE
- Why are you even posing if you can’t keep your eyes open?
- IT IS NOT THAT BRIGHT OUT TODAY, OPEN YOUR EYES
- Okay, a) the focus thing isn’t working, 2) you look dumb
- Your face is horrible, sorry
- Oh lord. Falling again, as ever. Why is standing so hard for you?!
- I know you’re trying to show your pockets but this is SUCH an unflattering pose for you
- Exactly what part of that pose do you think looks flattering? No, srsly, I’d love to know
- Twirling again, huh? Well, I guess you’re determined
- Excellent time to sleep, of course
- I think the half-closed eyes are 100x worse than the full sleep face.
- Idk. Maybe I stand corrected
- And here we are again, with the blinking
- Um…There is literally not one part of this that isn’t awkward
- You look like a smug child pretending their hand is a phone
- QUEEN OF SLUMBER
- Blinky McGee, Eye Twitcher Galore
- Oh good, an awkward pout. Always need more of those
- YOUR LIPS ARE BEING WEIRD AGAIN. RELAX
- FFS. I’m a frog woman
- A frog woman with no balance
- No, seriously, I’m gonna fall
- LOOK AT THAT FACE
- Oh good, I’ve turned into a robot little teapot
- …Who sleeps a lot
- A LOT
- Oh, now the cheesecake fooling around is back
- Look at how much I want to believe I’m cute
- I DON’T EVEN KNOW.
- My ‘I’m a happy child’ pose
- Stop trying to be cute
- Okay, jeez, don’t start trying to possess me or something, it’s not that serious
- You tried.
- Did you even have your eyes open on this shoot?
- Like, at ALL?
- THE FACE. Really trying to salvage it
- Buuuut, no, balance fails
- Forget it, I’m out of here. I CAN FLY
Your commentary along with each photo is what makes this so epically awesome. I just want to hang out with you. Also, some of these are quite pretty! The wind shots in the blue dress are actually lovely! =)
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Once I’d paused in my laughing enough to think, my first thought was ‘oh dear god, between the two of us and our open-eye hit-rate (seriously I could publish about 30 of these just with blinking shots, and then some), what on earth do those Vendula pics look like?!’ Let’s just say I’m glad we weren’t in a tonne of pics together, because I’m at at least a 60% blink rate in my pics… If I’m being optimistic xx
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LOL – the way Ross walks after having sex….hahahahahahaha! I just freakin’ adore you!
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These are adorable, and the reason why people probably love them so much is that most of us who take pictures of our outfits have a lot of theses shots…totally relateable.
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Your commentary makes these awesome 🙂 I have lots of those half-asleep photos as well, except I look like I ate wrong kind of mushrooms 😀
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I always adore you even more when you post such blogs….totally relate, especially since hubby rarely gives directives so there are more bad than good shots.
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