Photoshoot Bloopers & Outtakes [Round 8]

If you don’t know then you’re about to get a ruuuude awakening: I’m an unladylike loser dork. These pictures will dispel any misplaced notions of sophistication or grace. Therefore, I both love and hate sharing them with you, and it’s time for round 8. Let’s go!

: This picture accurately portrays how prepared you should feel starting this picture journey

: There’ll be various problems you see here. Like this example of awkward sassiness

: Some terrible lighting choices

: Moments where I forget to breathe and this happens

: Wind, my nemesis

: And the faces I make when I’m bored

: Sometimes it might seem like the shot is okay, and then you realise my eyes are just a liiiiittle soulless

: Then I guess I just began to think about the soul-crushing realities of adulthood

: It’s like sometimes the worry just hits out of nowhere

: Because what better way to ask for vertical portrait pictures than by miming the request?

: I can literally never remember the terms ‘portrait’ or ‘landscape’ when shooting

: There’s also the ‘let me look at our test shot framing’ mime. V v useful

: Ah but then you see the dog is about to wander into frame

: I HAS HIM, I HAS THE DOG

: Bit smug about it, to be honest

: ‘Is he enjoying himself? I’m concerned’

: ‘Aww how could he not be? Abub a buhbuh buh cutie goggie yis yis’

: *whispers intensely* I luv u

: Missing the dog

: God, look at that deeply uncertain face

: Here, I had a little bit of an itch, could you tell?

: What? My lips felt tense, so I made a calculated decision regarding stretching

: Sometimes I try to do a cheesy old school pinup pose. It never works.

: And sometimes my clothing adjustments look like I’m trying to tweak my own boobs.

: Um, you seem a bit close right now??!?

: Cool, that’s better, now let me do some Grade A 100% profesh amazing posing

: I’m not always great at remembering to open my eyes after a blink

: Are these your old people? Because they’re not mine and they’re fucking up my shit

: The I’ve-forgotten-how-to-be-human-in-pictures face

: I will halt absolutely any shoot ever to play with an animal

: Sniff test, always tense

: The dog looks so, so reluctant but I swear to god he came to me!

: Look at that cutie finding the camera!! You go doge!

: Oh, this van and my terrible face? Yeah, both on purpose

: I wish I could say this was a Homer Simpson burp but it was just me being an idiot

: SPONGEBOB MEME

: Sometimes I set off a shot and then I just don’t even have the will to pose for it anymore

: Casual adjustments, totally normal face

: I stick my tongue out in an overblown awkward ‘I’m going to make an adjustment’ signal every time I need to adjust

: And guess what?

: It never works

: A picture is always taken of the moment

: Should I just say ‘one sec’?

: Yes, I should

: Because I’ve been blogging for 3 years

: And there’s some of these shots on every shoot

: FFS

: OMG JUST SAY ‘ONE SEC’!!!1

: QUIT IT!

: There’s also the terrible double-chin adjusting shots

: I mean…

: 0_0

: DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA, DOUBLE CHIN GIRL!

: Guessing game: face itch or lips stiffness?

: Good luck figuring it out!

: No, really, I swear; IT’S A FACE ITCH NOT A BOGGER I SWEAR

: That’s the least attractive face that has ever faced

: It’s a wonder I’m single rn because I’m so very, very attractive when I try to repress a laugh

: Like…don’t you want some of this??

: The absolute failure of the bag being the wrong way round is worsened by my smiling

: This is so unattractive that I cannot, at this moment

: Sometimes, though, there’s just a person in the shot

: JUST RUN AWAY

: Maybe try not to fall though

: No, I said DON’T fall

: Not being an aeroplane for jokes, just casually losing my balance

: I just have terrible balance, but only on shoots. In flat shoes.

: AMY WHAT IS THIS?!

: You know how people say ‘look at that face!’ with joy about baby’s faces? Yeah, this is like the opposite of that

: And this face is how I feel about it on the inside

: Although this face is just me, up to my usual nonsense

: And then having to do a big swallow because I almost broke my mouth

: And hoping it’s charming rather than annoying like a 3 year old

: I’m like a whale collecting krill

: Oh yeah, sideways, that’s much better

: Am I…sniffing?

: You know when you smell something terrible but it would be rude to comment so you try to keep your face impassive? This must be how you really look

: Me, literally asking the ducks to move to a more convenient part of the pond

: ‘Okay, but don’t come any closer, alright? Maybe go in the water?’

: ‘It’s like he’s not listening to me??’

: ‘Um, you guys, this really isn’t going to work for me, you keep waddling into my shot’

: Laughing because a bird swooped near the camera and it seemed fun

: I call this Whose Laughing Now

: The face of deep bird-attacking concern

: SURPRISE BITCH!

: IT’S OUR SHOOT NOW, SUCKAAA!

: I’ve had it up to here with these mothereffing ducks at this mothereffing pond!

: You’re right, it was my idea to come here, what did I expect? hahaha*laughing turns to crying*

: That doll hand is making me feel super uncomfortable right now

: I guess it’s better than this SNORT. SNORT?!!

: My only excuse is that I was bored and had music on

: I thought it would give me cute movement shots and IT. DID. NOT

: I cannot tell you how embarrassed I am about this

: Please accept my humble apologies

: Wanna know what else I do a lot?

: The unprepared grimace

: When the shot comes a split second before I’m ready

: And I just look deeply concerned

: Or like I’ve just been papp’d

: Um, did you forget you pressed the camera remote bro??

: Like you’ve got it RIGHT THERE VISIBLE IN YOUR HAND and you’re STILL not ready?!

: Forearms looking 10/10 but you forgot your eyes again

: Trying to get skirt down pics of the shoes and forgetting to adjust the framing

: Once again, trying to reason with the ducks

: Um, did someone just start to play me the saddest song ever mid-shot?

: When you’re in public and someone is acting up like crazy and you make eye contact with a stranger

: I feel like maybe I forgot just one key aspect in this shot

: Which I do alarmingly often

: No, srsly. So often!

: But let me introduce you to one of my worst outtake shoots

: Why the worst, you say?

: Well there’s this

: Then this spider-fear shot. But mostly…

: It’s this. Adjustment is never pretty

: But goddamn sometimes it’s just so awk-ugly it hurts

: Just close your eyes and pretend you didn’t see that

: I am a bit of a characatuer of a person, I’ll admit

: Kiss blowing pics work 0/10 times

: This is genuinely how I convey I think we’ve finished a shoot, so BYE

8 thoughts on “Photoshoot Bloopers & Outtakes [Round 8]”

Miss Rachel Kathleen on July 20, 2017 at 11:01 am said:

I think these are adorable!

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- SaraLily on July 20, 2017 at 2:37 pm said:
  
  RIGHT? Only Amy could be so dang cute in blooper shots. I love her for it!
  
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SaraLily on July 20, 2017 at 2:36 pm said:

It feels like Christmas morning! Haha jk, but I do so enjoy these. Mostly because of the captions that go along with each shot! Always such a laugh!

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- missamymay on July 21, 2017 at 7:59 pm said:
  
  Yay! It’s definitely a fun post to get to do once I have enough bloopers saved up, I look forward to it every time. I’ve got enough still to do another one in the next few weeks!
  
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CiCi Marie on July 20, 2017 at 6:35 pm said:

Dying over the bird photobombs. Too. Good.

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- missamymay on July 21, 2017 at 7:57 pm said:
  
  Dude they were so alarming! I just didn’t want them to get stuck in my hair and ruin it
  
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Evett on July 21, 2017 at 1:56 am said:

LOL “those aren’t my old people”

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Ashes Laree Scott on July 26, 2017 at 8:34 pm said:

BAHHAHAHAHHAH you are amazing. These allways make my day

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