I am no model. You know that, I certainly know that. I like to try my best to take some nice pictures for the clothes reviews I do but there’s no denying that most of the time I’m just a girl in a garden trying to resist the urge to fake eat the leaves or not bust out a few of my dorkiest moves. Usually when my sister is the one shooting me she’ll take pictures when I crack during these moments, but she also enjoys capturing it on film when I sneeze or cough or tell a long story while I think my face is out of shot, resulting in some truly unflattering but classic shots. So here, from me to you, is the gift of my ridiculous blog shoot outtakes. When you’ve finished looking through them, please pretend you still think I’m pretty and glamorous, for both of our sakes, because the illusion is about to be so badly shattered, you guys.
To enjoy it in it’s full glory click on the first picture to view in full size and scroll through the entire series with the navigation arrows.
Giselle, this one’s for you, girl!
- Devil in a…red coat?
- ‘Nope, definitely can’t look into the sun for this shot. Nope. Nope.’
- Almost fell backwards, aaaawks
- My cat is so not interested
- Okay, winning her over…
- ‘Why won’t she put me down though?’
- Nope! Lemme down.
- Pretending to be a dragon
- Between shots classic. Excellent.
- Oh yeah, sneak around the shed, that’s bound to be a great shot.
- A poo bin and double horse butt. Much smirk. Such wowe.
- Given up.
- The wind! The wind!
- Wind 😦
- ‘Srsly tho wiv dis wind’
- Eh
- Eating greenery. Usual stuff
- Always with the greens
- …And now with the leaves
- ‘Something flew near my face, i swear to god’
- Idk tbh
- Sometimes I try jumping. It never works.
- Graceful giant next to midget tree
- Idiot
- CAT BUTT. YOU GUYS, CAT BUTT
- Totally convincing and natural chillin’
- Straight up crazypants
- More eating of leaves
- My mum always tells me to eat more vegetables
- Nibbling like a lady
- Sometimes I think I’m being serene but I’m actually being unintentionally smug
- Sometimes I don’t realise we’re taking pictures yet and I get super involved in my story
- Nailed the camera set up here, totes
- Still reacting to our convo when the pics start. Always a good shot.
- Trying to pretend I’m gracefully preening when actually just can’t see in the blinding sun
- Talking when I shouldn’t be, as usual
- GOGGY
- Dat wind tho
- Had literally given up by this point
- 7am shoot on a Nov morning after 5 hours sleep = one pincurl totally forgotten on back of my head
- CLIMB. DO IT GRACEFULLY. GOOD LUCK.
- I had such high hopes for leaves-in-air pictures.
- Not a single leaf picture worked out
- Literally none
- I’m not joking
- Even found one sneaky leaf afterwards still trying
- Bonus shadow dinosaur!
- Peek-a-boo!
- Children playing. Nuff said.
- When it#s cold my sister gets me to huff like a dragon
- Sad it’s so cold and sleeting
- ‘Omg I am so cold, give me a second to huddle’
- I SPOT A DOGGY
- All pictures come to a grinding halt when doggies are around
- I call this ‘I Should Not Have Left The Flash On’
- Wind at 7am shoots. Always helpful.
- Too cold. Refusing to work.
- Wall huddles are bound to create heat
- ‘lol no seriously i can’t feel my feet lololol’
- DANCE BREAK
- …LEAST CONVINCING DANCE BREAK EVER
- They’re comiiiiiiing!
- MORE GOGGY!
- Pet pet pet! I am so good at petting
- …Or maybe not. Bye then.
- Seems legit.
- Distracted by lols in my shitty kitchen studio for which I am too tall
- Ehhhhh
- Acting like I totally meant to almost fall over
- Attempting to capture a twirl. Not going so great actually.
- Fighting myself?
- Celebrating because I won the fight?
- Nope!
- Gremlin prowls the graveyard
- Mud butt biker bud.
- Adjustments
- ‘Lady Homer Burp’ style
- ‘Sun’s too bright again. Gonna try to look pretty with eyes closed. Is it working?’
- ‘Hahaha srsly can’t even see you, dude’
- ‘I’m falling! Halp!’
- ‘It’s okay, I caught myself.’
- ‘You didn’t get that, right?’
- Need to replenish energy levels
- Basically a child
- Ah yes, the classic pinup model pose of ‘holding up a giant tree’
- …scary giant tree, apparently
- Not at all awkward. #fullygraceful
- Y dere leefs tho?
- Actual child,
- Who DOESN’T like to sit in trees and pull doofy faces?
- Not me, clearly!
- THE COWS ARE COMING, OMG EXCITE
- Come to me child!
- Let me touch your face!
- My love was made for you!
- I love you so, bovine friend!
- haha srsly love you tho
- Let’s get married
- And live happily ever after
- Yes, I was actually singing to them because I want to be a Disney princess
- Touch meeeee
- More singing to them
- Soooo close
- YES! YES! PERFECT ENDING. And I’m done.
You are so welcome, and also I am so sorry.
I FRIGGIN’ LOVE THIS 🙂
Made me giggle during a rough week on the job…oye.
Thanks for the laughs!
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Aww! I’m glad it gave you a little dose of happy in amongst some rubbishness. Love!
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I will never stop loving you and your fabulous silliness!
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Back atcha little sissy!
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